If you have an opportunity for me, want to invite me to a costume party, are interested in sending me some artisanal cheese via mail, etc. please write a detailed letter using only the finest paper, a quill pen, and pink sealing wax. You could send that by pigeon or a message in a bottle. Or you can just fill out the form below. Whichever one you're comfortable with. Just do whatever makes you happy.

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